Apparently my parents are taking me buying $2 of chocolate very seriously

I had to go down and I had to argue why I wouldn't gain back the weight I lost from $2 of chocolate.

Shut up. You don't even know how much I've reduced my chocolate intake. I'm proud of myself.

Lovely how when I was going through a few-month-long, genuinely upsetting existential crisis last year no one in the family made such a big fuss, even though I repeatedly plead for help. Buy $2 of chocolate, and I get lectured for five minutes and hit with a backscratcher.

Don't give me any of your "we care for your health" shit. If you did, you would let me avoid staple foods like rice and bread in order to avoid carbohydrates on a daily basis. Yet what do I get given as food? Rice and bread. It's not even an opinion I got off the Internet, I was directly told to avoid carbohydrates by two doctors.